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The Onion’s 2017 Oscar Picks

The 89th Academy Awards features a more diverse slate of film and actor nominees than in past years, though the ceremony could still field #OscarsSoWhite criticism. Here are The Onion’s picks for who should take home the coveted Oscar statuettes:

A Timeline Of The EPA

A recently introduced House bill that would dissolve the Environmental Protection Agency questions the value of what this agency does and what its goals are. The Onion provides a timeline of the EPA’s 47-year history:
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Poll: Most In U.S. Believe JFK’s Death A Conspiracy

Fifty years after President John F. Kennedy’s assassination, a Gallup poll has found that 61 percent of Americans still believe JFK’s murder was a conspiracy and not carried out by Lee Harvey Oswald alone. What do you think?

  • “It’s just more fun this way, you see!”

    Cassandra Lazzara Food Chemist
  • “These people need to let go of their obsession with this idea that JFK was ever alive at all.”

    Phil Wilbanks Movie Critic
  • “Hmm, seems like Gallup’s asking a lot of questions.”

    Ted Denlinger Plaque Maker
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