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The Onion’s 2017 Oscar Picks

The 89th Academy Awards features a more diverse slate of film and actor nominees than in past years, though the ceremony could still field #OscarsSoWhite criticism. Here are The Onion’s picks for who should take home the coveted Oscar statuettes:

A Timeline Of The EPA

A recently introduced House bill that would dissolve the Environmental Protection Agency questions the value of what this agency does and what its goals are. The Onion provides a timeline of the EPA’s 47-year history:
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Poll: Older Americans Very Satisfied With Their Jobs

In a new poll, 90 percent of Americans over the age of 50 reported that they were either very satisfied or somewhat satisfied with their jobs, with the poll showing a steadily increasing level of job satisfaction among workers as they age. What do you think?

  • “Typical baby boomers. Always satisfied with everything.”

    Vincent Zalvin Well Digger
  • “That’s because they didn’t grow up with that agitator Dilbert constantly pointing out the frustrations and drudgeries of office life.”

    Pia Morales Sandblaster
  • “The longer I work at Dairy Queen, the happier I get.”

    Edwin Avery Fast Food Worker
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