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Biden Opts Out Of Putting Last Few Felonies On Job Application

WASHINGTON—Saying he would be “sitting pretty” if he landed such a primo gig, Vice President Joe Biden reportedly decided Tuesday to leave off several of his most recent felonies while filling out a job application for a blackjack dealer position at the Horseshoe Casino Baltimore.
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Polluting Nations Endorse Greenhouse-Gas Plan

Six of the nations that produce the highest volume of greenhouse gases have endorsed a voluntary plan that will reduce emissions 30 percent by 2050. What do you think?
  • "I think this is all a ploy for those polluters to get a chance to meet Ed Begley Jr."

    Camille Garcia Systems Analyst
  • "Now that the big guns are taking some responsibility, I won't feel so bad dumping this chlorine out by the quarry."

    Steve Keane Baker
  • "To do their part, India is eliminating its fuel-guzzling, dioxide-emitting elephants by 2010."

    Howard Finster Limnologist

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