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What To Watch For In The New Obi-Wan Kenobi Film

Disney has announced they are in the early stages of developing a stand-alone ‘Star Wars’ film focused on the adventures of Jedi master Obi-Wan Kenobi. Here’s what fans can expect to see in the upcoming release.

Man In Center Of Political Spectrum Under Impression He Less Obnoxious

MT. VERNON, OH—Loudly explaining to anyone within earshot that both the left and right were ruining the level of discourse in this country, Jesse Levin, a man firmly in the center of the political spectrum, is under the impression that he is less obnoxious than those with more partisan viewpoints, sources reported Friday.
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Polluting Nations Endorse Greenhouse-Gas Plan

Six of the nations that produce the highest volume of greenhouse gases have endorsed a voluntary plan that will reduce emissions 30 percent by 2050. What do you think?
  • "I think this is all a ploy for those polluters to get a chance to meet Ed Begley Jr."

    Camille Garcia Systems Analyst
  • "Now that the big guns are taking some responsibility, I won't feel so bad dumping this chlorine out by the quarry."

    Steve Keane Baker
  • "To do their part, India is eliminating its fuel-guzzling, dioxide-emitting elephants by 2010."

    Howard Finster Limnologist

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