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WASHINGTON—Informing citizens there really wasn’t anything special going on up there, the nation’s scientists confirmed the sky is normal today.

What To Watch For In The New Obi-Wan Kenobi Film

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Pollution Could Pose Greater Risk For Obesity

A Beijing study found that the effects of heavily polluted air on the city’s rat population included greater risk for diabetes and obesity, suggesting humans are similarly affected by pollution. What do you think?

  • “Looks like the science is really stacking up in favor of breathable air.”

    George Knight Boxing Historiographer
  • “It’s downright shameful that we’re only concerned about rat health for purely selfish reasons.”

    Nicole Pittman Skirt Hemmer
  • “My own rat experiments have produced similar results.”

    Thad Davidoff Beard Sculptor

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