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National Zoo Announces Giant Pandas To Divorce

WASHINGTON—Assuring the public that the decision was difficult but the right thing to do for all parties involved, the Smithsonian National Zoological Park announced Friday that their giant pandas would be divorcing.

New Climate Change Report Just List Of Years Each Country Becomes Uninhabitable

GENEVA—Stating that the data published within its pages represented the scientific consensus of top researchers around the world, the U.N. Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change released its annual report this week, which consists solely of an alphabetized list of every country on earth and the years each of them will become uninhabitable.

Pros And Cons Of Electric Cars

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Poor Diet May Cause Alzheimer’s

A growing body of research suggests that an unhealthy diet reduces the natural level of insulin in the brain, which, in turn, may cause the neurodegenerative disease Alzheimer’s, prompting some doctors to begin referring to the condition as “type 3 diabetes.” What do you think?

  • “Permanently forgetting your problems through binge eating? I can’t imagine a more desirable process.”

    Fred Tager Carpet Salesman
  • “That makes sense. I’ve eaten four packages of hot dogs this week, and I feel like I’m losing my mind.”

    Liz Martorano Gluing Machine Adjuster
  • “Let the search for type 4 diabetes commence!”

    Clement Valcarce Duck Farmer

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