Poor Diet May Cause Alzheimer’s

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Turkish Actor Thinks He's Cüneyt Fucking Arkin

ISTANBUL—The cast and crew of the Turkish film Arada confirmed this week that local actor Ahmet Demir, 28, is strutting around the set like he’s goddamned film superstar Cüneyt fucking Arkin or something.

Record Number Of Gay Characters On TV

A record 4.4 percent of all scripted TV characters on the five major networks are either gay, bisexual, or transgender this season, with a total of 111 LGBT characters across all channels, according to the Gay and Lesbian Alliance Against Defamation.
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Poor Diet May Cause Alzheimer’s

A growing body of research suggests that an unhealthy diet reduces the natural level of insulin in the brain, which, in turn, may cause the neurodegenerative disease Alzheimer’s, prompting some doctors to begin referring to the condition as “type 3 diabetes.” What do you think?

  • “Permanently forgetting your problems through binge eating? I can’t imagine a more desirable process.”

    Fred Tager
    Carpet Salesman
  • “That makes sense. I’ve eaten four packages of hot dogs this week, and I feel like I’m losing my mind.”

    Liz Martorano
    Gluing Machine Adjuster
  • “Let the search for type 4 diabetes commence!”

    Clement Valcarce
    Duck Farmer
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