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Pope Apologizes To Muslims

Pope Benedict has apologized for offending Muslims in a speech he gave in Germany last week. What do you think?
  • "Geez, I wonder what the Pope is like when he's not apologizing."

    Nadine Fitzpatrick
  • "Am I the only one who's surprised the Pope had to go back seven whole centuries to find a Catholic anti-Muslim quote?"

    Lyle Anderson
  • "The sad part is his apology came verbatim from the medieval text, 'How To Pacify The Savage Arab.'"

    Jim Farrell
    Systems Analyst