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With many crimes now originating on encrypted areas of the internet, many wonder about the so-called dark web and its activities. The Onion provides a primer on this obscured digital space:

Woman Conducting Ongoing Scientific Experiment On Own Skin

DULUTH, MN—Noting her methodic applications of various chemical agents in carefully controlled combinations, sources confirmed Wednesday that local woman Sara Holloway has been carrying out an open-ended scientific experiment on her own skin.
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Pope Apologizes To Muslims

Pope Benedict has apologized for offending Muslims in a speech he gave in Germany last week. What do you think?
  • "Geez, I wonder what the Pope is like when he's not apologizing."

    Nadine Fitzpatrick Operator
  • "Am I the only one who's surprised the Pope had to go back seven whole centuries to find a Catholic anti-Muslim quote?"

    Lyle Anderson Electrician
  • "The sad part is his apology came verbatim from the medieval text, 'How To Pacify The Savage Arab.'"

    Jim Farrell Systems Analyst
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