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Man Knows Exactly Which Asshole Got Him Sick

SARATOGA SPRINGS, NY—Immediately realizing the genesis of the fever and sore throat that left him feeling like shit, 30-year-old local man Edward Mosley told reporters Tuesday that he knows exactly which asshole got him sick.

How Gerrymandering Works

The Supreme Court is considering a case regarding the partisan gerrymandering of districts in Wisconsin, which could change the way maps are drawn across the country. Here is a step-by-step guide to how Gerrymandering works.
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Pope Calls Internet ‘Gift From God’

In a statement yesterday, Pope Francis called the internet “truly good” and labeled it “a gift from God,” saying that it brought humanity closer together. What do you think?

  • “I knew it!”

    Parker Laszlo Fashion Critic
  • “Wow, first He sends His son to die for us and now He gives us the internet? You’re the best, God!”

    Lonnie Benitez Systems Analyst
  • “Okay, I guess I’ll check it out.”

    Gwen Hastert Bakery Owner

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