Pope Calls Internet ‘Gift From God’

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Pope Calls Internet ‘Gift From God’

In a statement yesterday, Pope Francis called the internet “truly good” and labeled it “a gift from God,” saying that it brought humanity closer together. What do you think?

  • “I knew it!”

    Parker Laszlo Fashion Critic
  • “Wow, first He sends His son to die for us and now He gives us the internet? You’re the best, God!”

    Lonnie Benitez Systems Analyst
  • “Okay, I guess I’ll check it out.”

    Gwen Hastert Bakery Owner


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