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WASHINGTON—Expressing confidence that the nation would meet the ambitious benchmarks by the end of Donald Trump’s presidential term, Scott Pruitt, the president-elect’s nominee for chief of the Environmental Protection Agency, said Thursday he would seek a 30 percent cut in all carbon-based organisms upon assuming office.
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Pope Delivers Yankee Mass

Pope Benedict XVI concluded his trip to the United States by celebrating Sunday Mass at New York's Yankee Stadium. What do you think?
  • "I thought his homily delivery got a little erratic late. Girardi should have yanked him during the liturgy of the Eucharist."

    Carl Hamper Lighting Designer
  • "See? I thought that was a particularly slow, rigid, unbending game."

    Beth Aiken Industrial Electrician
  • "I was there and it was historic and everything, but come on, $7.50 for a puny wafer and 11 bucks for a sip of wine? I could've stayed home and watched the Holy Communion on TV for free."

    Ben Carroll Window Decorator

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