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Earth Ranked Number One Party Planet

FRAMINGHAM, MA—Noting its high concentration of nightlife, droves of attractive singles, and atmospheric conditions allowing liquid alcohol to exist, the ‘Princeton Review’ on Monday ranked Earth the Milky Way galaxy’s top party planet for the fifth year in a row.
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Pope Delivers Yankee Mass

Pope Benedict XVI concluded his trip to the United States by celebrating Sunday Mass at New York's Yankee Stadium. What do you think?
  • "I thought his homily delivery got a little erratic late. Girardi should have yanked him during the liturgy of the Eucharist."

    Carl Hamper Lighting Designer
  • "See? I thought that was a particularly slow, rigid, unbending game."

    Beth Aiken Industrial Electrician
  • "I was there and it was historic and everything, but come on, $7.50 for a puny wafer and 11 bucks for a sip of wine? I could've stayed home and watched the Holy Communion on TV for free."

    Ben Carroll Window Decorator
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