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Biden Opts Out Of Putting Last Few Felonies On Job Application

WASHINGTON—Saying he would be “sitting pretty” if he landed such a primo gig, Vice President Joe Biden reportedly decided Tuesday to leave off several of his most recent felonies while filling out a job application for a blackjack dealer position at the Horseshoe Casino Baltimore.
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Pope Denounces Celibacy-Protesting Priests

Pope Benedict XVI spoke out against a group of priests that has called for ordaining women and ending celibacy for the clergy. What do you think?

  • "I agree with him. A church that isn't archaic, discriminatory, and inflexible just isn't Catholic."

    Kevin Hopper Systems Analyst
  • "Kind of a weird thing to bring up around Easter, but okay."

    Victoria La Marr Unemployed
  • "I think it'd be a nice change of pace to have some female priests. No offense to the male priests, but they can't cook for shit."

    Chet Bartel Mender

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