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Woman Conducting Ongoing Scientific Experiment On Own Skin

DULUTH, MN—Noting her methodic applications of various chemical agents in carefully controlled combinations, sources confirmed Wednesday that local woman Sara Holloway has been carrying out an open-ended scientific experiment on her own skin.
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Pope Denounces Celibacy-Protesting Priests

Pope Benedict XVI spoke out against a group of priests that has called for ordaining women and ending celibacy for the clergy. What do you think?

  • "I agree with him. A church that isn't archaic, discriminatory, and inflexible just isn't Catholic."

    Kevin Hopper Systems Analyst
  • "Kind of a weird thing to bring up around Easter, but okay."

    Victoria La Marr Unemployed
  • "I think it'd be a nice change of pace to have some female priests. No offense to the male priests, but they can't cook for shit."

    Chet Bartel Mender
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