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Best Sports Documentaries

With ESPN’s film ‘OJ: Made In America’ emerging as an Oscars frontrunner this year, Onion Sports looks back at some of the greatest sports documentaries of all time.

New EPA Chief Proposes 30% Cut In All Carbon-Based Organisms

WASHINGTON—Expressing confidence that the nation would meet the ambitious benchmarks by the end of Donald Trump’s presidential term, Scott Pruitt, the president-elect’s nominee for chief of the Environmental Protection Agency, said Thursday he would seek a 30 percent cut in all carbon-based organisms upon assuming office.
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Pope Denounces Celibacy-Protesting Priests

Pope Benedict XVI spoke out against a group of priests that has called for ordaining women and ending celibacy for the clergy. What do you think?

  • "I agree with him. A church that isn't archaic, discriminatory, and inflexible just isn't Catholic."

    Kevin Hopper Systems Analyst
  • "Kind of a weird thing to bring up around Easter, but okay."

    Victoria La Marr Unemployed
  • "I think it'd be a nice change of pace to have some female priests. No offense to the male priests, but they can't cook for shit."

    Chet Bartel Mender

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