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Earth Ranked Number One Party Planet

FRAMINGHAM, MA—Noting its high concentration of nightlife, droves of attractive singles, and atmospheric conditions allowing liquid alcohol to exist, the ‘Princeton Review’ on Monday ranked Earth the Milky Way galaxy’s top party planet for the fifth year in a row.
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Pope Francis Drops F-Bomb During Vatican Blessing

While delivering his weekly blessing on Sunday, Pope Francis accidentally pronounced the Italian word caso, meaning “example,” as cazzo, a word commonly translated as “fuck.” What do you think?

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  • “I like my popes a little bawdy.”

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  • “Now the big question is: Can he learn to forgive himself?”

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