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The Onion’s 2017 Oscar Picks

The 89th Academy Awards features a more diverse slate of film and actor nominees than in past years, though the ceremony could still field #OscarsSoWhite criticism. Here are The Onion’s picks for who should take home the coveted Oscar statuettes:

A Timeline Of The EPA

A recently introduced House bill that would dissolve the Environmental Protection Agency questions the value of what this agency does and what its goals are. The Onion provides a timeline of the EPA’s 47-year history:
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Pope Francis Drops F-Bomb During Vatican Blessing

While delivering his weekly blessing on Sunday, Pope Francis accidentally pronounced the Italian word caso, meaning “example,” as cazzo, a word commonly translated as “fuck.” What do you think?

  • “Alas, if only the Lord judged us by what we attempt to say.”

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  • “I like my popes a little bawdy.”

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  • “Now the big question is: Can he learn to forgive himself?”

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