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A Timeline Of The EPA

A recently introduced House bill that would dissolve the Environmental Protection Agency questions the value of what this agency does and what its goals are. The Onion provides a timeline of the EPA’s 47-year history:

Man Either Sick Or Just At End Of Workday

CINCINNATI—Overwhelmed by a wave of fatigue, local man Will Markowski told reporters Tuesday that he was uncertain whether he was getting sick or if it was just the end of a normal workday.
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Pope Francis Encourages Women To Breastfeed

During a ceremony at the Sistine Chapel on Sunday in which he baptized 32 children, Pope Francis encouraged mothers in attendance to breastfeed hungry infants in public, saying it was even acceptable in church. What do you think?

  • “Man, this guy would do anything to get people to think he’s reasonable.”

    Gordon Solomon Ornithologist
  • “I hope none of the mothers accidentally bop their baby’s head while making the sign of the cross.”

    Ian Cahoon Masonry Inspector
  • “I’m sorry, but I prefer my churches to be houses of shame.”

    Jonathan Carpenter Flag Designer
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