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What To Watch For In The New Obi-Wan Kenobi Film

Disney has announced they are in the early stages of developing a stand-alone ‘Star Wars’ film focused on the adventures of Jedi master Obi-Wan Kenobi. Here’s what fans can expect to see in the upcoming release.

Man In Center Of Political Spectrum Under Impression He Less Obnoxious

MT. VERNON, OH—Loudly explaining to anyone within earshot that both the left and right were ruining the level of discourse in this country, Jesse Levin, a man firmly in the center of the political spectrum, is under the impression that he is less obnoxious than those with more partisan viewpoints, sources reported Friday.
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Pope Signals Acceptance Of Gay Priests

Pope Francis said today that he would not judge gay priests so long as they are faithful and have good will, claiming that it is Catholic teaching to treat homosexuals with dignity. What do you think?

  • “Ah shit, another group of people I have to treat with dignity.”

    Fausto Moreno Gasket Attacher
  • “This is not the same Catholic Church I grew up with. This one is slightly different.”

    Paul Eyck Night Court Magistrate
  • “But I can still judge, right?”

    Yvonne Goode Systems Analyst

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