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Best Sports Documentaries

With ESPN’s film ‘OJ: Made In America’ emerging as an Oscars frontrunner this year, Onion Sports looks back at some of the greatest sports documentaries of all time.

New EPA Chief Proposes 30% Cut In All Carbon-Based Organisms

WASHINGTON—Expressing confidence that the nation would meet the ambitious benchmarks by the end of Donald Trump’s presidential term, Scott Pruitt, the president-elect’s nominee for chief of the Environmental Protection Agency, said Thursday he would seek a 30 percent cut in all carbon-based organisms upon assuming office.
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Pope Signals Acceptance Of Gay Priests

Pope Francis said today that he would not judge gay priests so long as they are faithful and have good will, claiming that it is Catholic teaching to treat homosexuals with dignity. What do you think?

  • “Ah shit, another group of people I have to treat with dignity.”

    Fausto Moreno Gasket Attacher
  • “This is not the same Catholic Church I grew up with. This one is slightly different.”

    Paul Eyck Night Court Magistrate
  • “But I can still judge, right?”

    Yvonne Goode Systems Analyst

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