Population Reaches 7 Billion

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Population Reaches 7 Billion

According to the United Nations, the population of Earth will reach 7 billion today. What do you think?

  • "I liked it more back when it was just 4 billion. A lot more neighborly."

    Andy Heil
    Systems Analyst
  • "We should do something to celebrate. What’s everybody doing later tonight?"

    Tricia Loomis
    Game-Bird Farmer
  • "That's a lot of people. Maybe now my kids will understand what I mean when I tell them they're not special."

    Dale Goodland
    Unemployed
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