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‘Star Wars’ Turns 40

When George Lucas’ Star Wars premiered in 1977, the movie quickly became a phenomenon. On its 40th anniversary, The Onion looks back on the franchise’s defining moments:

Ringo Starr Announces 26th Beatles Album With New Backing Band

‘Moonbeam Sunday’ Slated For Release On June 16

LONDON—Excitedly informing fans that the iconic pop group was back with more original music, Ringo Starr announced Tuesday that on June 16 he would be releasing a 26th Beatles album titled ‘Moonbeam Sunday’ with an all-new backing band.
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Porn Star's HIV Status Causes Production Delays

An adult film actor's positive HIV test led porn producers Vivid Entertainment and Wicked Pictures to halt filming while other actors get tested. What do you think?

  • "This just goes to show that if you're sick you shouldn't go to work."

    Carla Langhorne Systems Analyst
  • "I'd pay double to watch HIV porn. Does that make me a bad person?"

    Mark Fonda Bevel Polisher
  • "Oh, no! What are their shareholders going to think?"

    Timothy Oates Fiber Pickermki

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