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Porn Star's HIV Status Causes Production Delays

An adult film actor's positive HIV test led porn producers Vivid Entertainment and Wicked Pictures to halt filming while other actors get tested. What do you think?

  • "This just goes to show that if you're sick you shouldn't go to work."

    Carla Langhorne Systems Analyst
  • "I'd pay double to watch HIV porn. Does that make me a bad person?"

    Mark Fonda Bevel Polisher
  • "Oh, no! What are their shareholders going to think?"

    Timothy Oates Fiber Pickermki

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