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Parents Of Crying Child Must Not Be Any Good

WOODBURY, MN—Noting how the pair’s failure to promptly resolve the situation was a clear indication of their inability to raise or care for another human being, sources confirmed Friday that the parents of a crying infant must not be any good.

Report: Mom Sending You Something

PORTLAND, ME—Stating that she had put it in the mail this morning and that you should keep an eye out for it, your mother notified you Saturday that she was sending you something, reports confirmed.

A Look At The Class Of 2020

This year’s incoming college freshmen will comprise the graduating class of 2020, with the majority of them born in 1998. Here are some facts and figures about these students and their worldview:
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Porn Viewed By Young

A study published by the journal Pediatrics says that nearly half of Internet-using children, ages 10 to 17, have seen pornographic images. What do you think?

  • "It's disturbing to realize that over half of children 10 to 17 are liars."

    Dennis Goodwiler Court Stenographer
  • "I'm not worried about it happening in my house. I had my kids install blocking software."

    Tina Dobbs Systems Analyst
  • "That's very disturbing. It really makes me think about who might be on the other side of the webcam when I'm stripping."

    Noel Sinese Model

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