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Best Sports Documentaries

With ESPN’s film ‘OJ: Made In America’ emerging as an Oscars frontrunner this year, Onion Sports looks back at some of the greatest sports documentaries of all time.

New EPA Chief Proposes 30% Cut In All Carbon-Based Organisms

WASHINGTON—Expressing confidence that the nation would meet the ambitious benchmarks by the end of Donald Trump’s presidential term, Scott Pruitt, the president-elect’s nominee for chief of the Environmental Protection Agency, said Thursday he would seek a 30 percent cut in all carbon-based organisms upon assuming office.
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Portable Video Devices

Portable DVD players and multiple-function devices such as Sony's PSP and Nokia's N-Gage are making it possible to watch pre-recorded video anywhere. What do you think?
  • "Just what I need: a way to take my living room with me on the few occasions that I actually leave it."

    Gene Busby Scrap Dealer
  • "At last, Americans can watch TV all day long and still maintain the active and outdoorsy lifestyle they've always theoretically wanted!"

    Hannah Bell Systems Analyst
  • "Now I finally have something to do on the long walk from my parking space to the theater."

    Clay Mannfield Vintner

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