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The Onion’s 2017 Oscar Picks

The 89th Academy Awards features a more diverse slate of film and actor nominees than in past years, though the ceremony could still field #OscarsSoWhite criticism. Here are The Onion’s picks for who should take home the coveted Oscar statuettes:

A Timeline Of The EPA

A recently introduced House bill that would dissolve the Environmental Protection Agency questions the value of what this agency does and what its goals are. The Onion provides a timeline of the EPA’s 47-year history:
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Portable Video Devices

Portable DVD players and multiple-function devices such as Sony's PSP and Nokia's N-Gage are making it possible to watch pre-recorded video anywhere. What do you think?
  • "Just what I need: a way to take my living room with me on the few occasions that I actually leave it."

    Gene Busby Scrap Dealer
  • "At last, Americans can watch TV all day long and still maintain the active and outdoorsy lifestyle they've always theoretically wanted!"

    Hannah Bell Systems Analyst
  • "Now I finally have something to do on the long walk from my parking space to the theater."

    Clay Mannfield Vintner
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