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Most Anticipated Panels At Comic-Con

San Diego Comic-Con kicks off tomorrow, and this year’s schedule is packed with must-see events. Here are the most highly-anticipated panels of Comic-Con 2017.

Listen, Area Boss Gets It

PHILADELPHIA—Readily admitting that everything you’re saying makes a lot of sense, Greenwave Media accounts manager Bryan Mellis confirmed on Wednesday that he totally gets it.
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Positive Affirmation Makes One Feel Worse

According to a study published in the journal Psychological Science, repeating positive affirmations like "I am a lovable person" makes depressed people feel worse. What do you think?

  • "Well, then, what are the magic words you're supposed to say to cure depression?"

    Robert McMinn Night Baker
  • "You're a wonderful person for letting me know that!"

    Terion Neal Back Tacker
  • "That’s why I constantly mumble something a bit more realistic, like, ‘You are wearing pants,’ to help me through the day."

    Josh Siedow Unemployed

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