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Keys To The Matchup: Packers vs. Falcons

The NFC Championship Game pits the Atlanta Falcons against the Green Bay Packers for the rare chance to play a meaningful game in Houston. Onion Sports breaks down what each team must do to win.
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Possible Ninth Planet Found In Solar System

Astronomers at Caltech have discovered compelling evidence that a massive ninth planet exists far past Neptune, with an orbit around the sun that takes over 10,000 years to complete. What do you think?

  • “I’m not going to lie to you. I’ve known about this planet for quite some time.”

    Sandy Binns Glass Filler
  • “I’ll take any opportunity to burn some textbooks!”

    Jared Hoyne Microchip Dealer
  • “How many Styrofoam balls do you people think I can afford?”

    Dwight Lindgren Fossil Auditor

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