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Most Anticipated Panels At Comic-Con

San Diego Comic-Con kicks off tomorrow, and this year’s schedule is packed with must-see events. Here are the most highly-anticipated panels of Comic-Con 2017.

Listen, Area Boss Gets It

PHILADELPHIA—Readily admitting that everything you’re saying makes a lot of sense, Greenwave Media accounts manager Bryan Mellis confirmed on Wednesday that he totally gets it.
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Post Office Ending Saturday Mail Delivery

Aiming to save $2 billion a year, the financially struggling U.S. Postal Service announced today that it would discontinue regular mail delivery on Saturdays beginning in August. What do you think?

  • “But what if I really want to communicate with someone and I’m unaware of the hundreds of better ways to do so?”

    Simon Doyle Train Car Coupler
  • “Jesus fuck, why even have a weekend now?”

    Brock Capps Import-Export Agent
  • “Have they tried putting someone nobody cares about anymore on a stamp? That could work.”

    Vickie Meshover Systems Analyst

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