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Postal Rate Increase Denied

Postal regulators have rejected a proposal to increase stamp prices faster than the rate of inflation, blaming a flawed business model for the Post Office’s financial troubles. What do you think?

  • "They do have a terrible business model. They should go into landscaping instead."

    Lucy Armstead
    Prison Guard
  • "Raising the price of stamps? Not again! Lousy government! Wait, postal regulators stopped the price increase? Damn bureaucrats! Lousy government!"

    Alex Wash
    Systems Analyst
  • "I don't know where I could have found that extra 6 cents a year I might have spent mailing letters. Oh, here's some change on the ground. A QUARTER! WOW!"

    Kevin Rhodes
    Unemployed

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