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Pot Smokers Well-Adjusted

A recent Swiss survey reveals that that teenagers who smoke marijuana function better than those who also use tobacco. What do you think?
  • "I think it's because pot smoking teaches kids to slow down and take stock of what's really important in life: sandwiches."

    Terry Gerdes Lathe Operator
  • "What about those teenagers who aren't musicians, painters, and deadbeats? How well do they function?"

    Alice Muldowney Customs Official
  • "Is this some kind of trick to make kids think that pot isn't cool?"

    Ivan Chernikoff Metal Furniture Restorer

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