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Man Knows Exactly Which Asshole Got Him Sick

SARATOGA SPRINGS, NY—Immediately realizing the genesis of the fever and sore throat that left him feeling like shit, 30-year-old local man Edward Mosley told reporters Tuesday that he knows exactly which asshole got him sick.

How Gerrymandering Works

The Supreme Court is considering a case regarding the partisan gerrymandering of districts in Wisconsin, which could change the way maps are drawn across the country. Here is a step-by-step guide to how Gerrymandering works.
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Potential Employers Check Social Networking Sites

A recent survey found that one in five employers checked out job applicants on networking sites like Facebook before hiring them. What do you think?
  • "I should hope they do. I didn't put the Zoolander quote generator application on my profile for nothing."

    Cara Blumenthal Systems Analyst
  • "Then I should probably remove 'embezzling' from my list of favorite activities."

    Jason Shapiro Accountant
  • "That's fine, but what if you are trying to hire someone under 14?"

    Jake Appelbaum Clothing Store Manager

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