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Woman Conducting Ongoing Scientific Experiment On Own Skin

DULUTH, MN—Noting her methodic applications of various chemical agents in carefully controlled combinations, sources confirmed Wednesday that local woman Sara Holloway has been carrying out an open-ended scientific experiment on her own skin.
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Potential Employers Check Social Networking Sites

A recent survey found that one in five employers checked out job applicants on networking sites like Facebook before hiring them. What do you think?
  • "I should hope they do. I didn't put the Zoolander quote generator application on my profile for nothing."

    Cara Blumenthal Systems Analyst
  • "Then I should probably remove 'embezzling' from my list of favorite activities."

    Jason Shapiro Accountant
  • "That's fine, but what if you are trying to hire someone under 14?"

    Jake Appelbaum Clothing Store Manager
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