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Man With Strong Brand Loyalty Willing To Kill For Mazda

In a stern warning aimed at critics of Mazdas everywhere, area man Matthew Hunker, a longtime Mazda driver with two Mazdas in his garage at home, said Thursday his loyalty to the car manufacturer was so strong that he would be willing to kill in its name.
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Powell Endorses Obama

On Meet the Press this Sunday, former Bush cabinet member Colin Powell endorsed Barack Obama for president. What do you think?
  • "There goes his standing with people who were tolerating him because he was in the Bush administration."

    Tom Kypke Cake Decorator
  • "Looks like someone developed a taste for that sweet sweet White House strawberry shortcake."

    Patty Clark Postal Carrier
  • "Colin Powell is a Muslim."

    Arthur Page Plumber

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