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Bill O’Reilly Tearfully Packs Up Framed Up-Skirt Photos From Desk

NEW YORK—Smiling wistfully as he gazed at the cherished mementos that had sat on his desk for much of the past 20 years, former Fox News commentator Bill O’Reilly reportedly grew teary-eyed Thursday as he packed up the framed up-skirt photos from his work space following his termination by the cable channel.

Donald Trump Jr. Takes Son On Hunting Trip In National Zoo

WASHINGTON—In what he referred to as an important rite of passage for his 8-year-old son, Donald John III, Donald Trump Jr. took his eldest boy to the Smithsonian National Zoological Park for his first-ever hunting trip, sources said Wednesday.
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Powell Endorses Obama

On Meet the Press this Sunday, former Bush cabinet member Colin Powell endorsed Barack Obama for president. What do you think?
  • "There goes his standing with people who were tolerating him because he was in the Bush administration."

    Tom Kypke Cake Decorator
  • "Looks like someone developed a taste for that sweet sweet White House strawberry shortcake."

    Patty Clark Postal Carrier
  • "Colin Powell is a Muslim."

    Arthur Page Plumber

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