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Most Anticipated Panels At Comic-Con

San Diego Comic-Con kicks off tomorrow, and this year’s schedule is packed with must-see events. Here are the most highly-anticipated panels of Comic-Con 2017.

Listen, Area Boss Gets It

PHILADELPHIA—Readily admitting that everything you’re saying makes a lot of sense, Greenwave Media accounts manager Bryan Mellis confirmed on Wednesday that he totally gets it.
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Power Of Imagination May Help Dieters

A study by Carnegie Mellon researchers showed that when subjects spent time imagining they were eating a particular kind of candy, they ate less of that candy than did control groups. What do you think?

  • "I'm not sure I follow you. Where's the candy?"

    Al Gibbs Systems Analyst
  • "That sounds easier than me using my powers of eating less and exercising."

    Tina Avila Water Quality Tester
  • "How does one go about gaining admittance to this delicious ‘control group’?"

    Norbert Bacich Mixer

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