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With ESPN’s film ‘OJ: Made In America’ emerging as an Oscars frontrunner this year, Onion Sports looks back at some of the greatest sports documentaries of all time.

New EPA Chief Proposes 30% Cut In All Carbon-Based Organisms

WASHINGTON—Expressing confidence that the nation would meet the ambitious benchmarks by the end of Donald Trump’s presidential term, Scott Pruitt, the president-elect’s nominee for chief of the Environmental Protection Agency, said Thursday he would seek a 30 percent cut in all carbon-based organisms upon assuming office.
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Powerball Jackpot Reaches $550 Million

Strong sales of Powerball tickets have been reported across the United States ahead of tonight’s drawing, as the multistate lottery game’s jackpot has swelled to a record half billion dollars. What do you think?

  • “I’ll stick with Pick 3. These six-number games confuse the hell out of me.”

    Dan Kitson Barley Steeper
  • “Yeah, but when you go for the lump sum, it’s only about 200 bucks.”

    Vicky Bifano Systems Analyst
  • “Word on the street is that a five may be drawn. Don’t tell nobody.”

    Graham Dolby Cemetery Superintendent

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