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A Timeline Of The EPA

A recently introduced House bill that would dissolve the Environmental Protection Agency questions the value of what this agency does and what its goals are. The Onion provides a timeline of the EPA’s 47-year history:

Man Either Sick Or Just At End Of Workday

CINCINNATI—Overwhelmed by a wave of fatigue, local man Will Markowski told reporters Tuesday that he was uncertain whether he was getting sick or if it was just the end of a normal workday.
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Pregnant And Infirm Given First H1N1 Vaccine

The Centers for Disease Control announced that vaccinations for the H1N1 virus would be given first to pregnant women and adults with compromised immune systems. What do you think?
  • "Yes! I love being an AIDS patient."

    Mike Collins Systems Analyst
  • "Great. Another pregnancy I have to fake.”

    Cheryl Cannucciari Jack-Strip Assembler
  • "As annoyed as I am that pregnant women will receive the vaccine before me, I'm willing to accept it as an adequate trade-off for being able to ride the Tilt-a-Whirl.”

    Vin Cocca Insurance Claims Adjustor
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