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National Zoo Announces Giant Pandas To Divorce

WASHINGTON—Assuring the public that the decision was difficult but the right thing to do for all parties involved, the Smithsonian National Zoological Park announced Friday that their giant pandas would be divorcing.

New Climate Change Report Just List Of Years Each Country Becomes Uninhabitable

GENEVA—Stating that the data published within its pages represented the scientific consensus of top researchers around the world, the U.N. Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change released its annual report this week, which consists solely of an alphabetized list of every country on earth and the years each of them will become uninhabitable.

Pros And Cons Of Electric Cars

With technology improving and more automobile companies releasing electric models, electric cars are becoming a common alternative for American consumers. Here are the pros and cons of electric vehicles.
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Pregnant Women Advised Against Potatoes

A new study in the British Medical Journal found that women who eat more potatoes during pregnancy are at significantly greater risk for gestational diabetes than those who eat a diet richer in vegetables, beans, and whole grains. What do you think?

  • “Oh, make mine a plate of sour cream and chives, then.”

    Dolores Spurlin Notebook Perforator
  • “I’ll believe this when I hear it straight from the anonymous commenters on the MommyWhiz message boards.”

    Matthew Valle Lawn Edger
  • “This is a serious blow for pregnant vodka enthusiasts.”

    Ted Aronson Unemployed

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