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Best Sports Documentaries

With ESPN’s film ‘OJ: Made In America’ emerging as an Oscars frontrunner this year, Onion Sports looks back at some of the greatest sports documentaries of all time.

New EPA Chief Proposes 30% Cut In All Carbon-Based Organisms

WASHINGTON—Expressing confidence that the nation would meet the ambitious benchmarks by the end of Donald Trump’s presidential term, Scott Pruitt, the president-elect’s nominee for chief of the Environmental Protection Agency, said Thursday he would seek a 30 percent cut in all carbon-based organisms upon assuming office.
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Pregnant Women Advised Against Potatoes

A new study in the British Medical Journal found that women who eat more potatoes during pregnancy are at significantly greater risk for gestational diabetes than those who eat a diet richer in vegetables, beans, and whole grains. What do you think?

  • “Oh, make mine a plate of sour cream and chives, then.”

    Dolores Spurlin Notebook Perforator
  • “I’ll believe this when I hear it straight from the anonymous commenters on the MommyWhiz message boards.”

    Matthew Valle Lawn Edger
  • “This is a serious blow for pregnant vodka enthusiasts.”

    Ted Aronson Unemployed

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