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President Curbing NSA Spying

In an effort to address citizens’ privacy and civil liberty concerns, President Obama announced today that intelligence agencies would now be required to obtain a court’s permission to access metadata from telephones. What do you think?

  • “As long as the government has to ask permission from the government first, everything should be okay.”

    Stacey Simmons
    Bacteriologist
  • “Now phone conversations won’t feel as thrilling.”

    Bruce Greenwood
    Cushion Filler
  • “Finally, me and my terrorist buddies can get back to business.”

    Andre Dern
    Systems Analyst
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