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With ESPN’s film ‘OJ: Made In America’ emerging as an Oscars frontrunner this year, Onion Sports looks back at some of the greatest sports documentaries of all time.

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WASHINGTON—Expressing confidence that the nation would meet the ambitious benchmarks by the end of Donald Trump’s presidential term, Scott Pruitt, the president-elect’s nominee for chief of the Environmental Protection Agency, said Thursday he would seek a 30 percent cut in all carbon-based organisms upon assuming office.
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President Ford Dead

President Gerald Ford, our nation's 38th President, died Tuesday at the age of 93 at his desert home in California. What do you think?
  • "Whomever it is we're talking about will live on — as long as we keep him in our memories."

    Leslie Drayton Housepainter
  • "Every time you wrote the man's obituary, he'd pull through another few years. Then you'd have to go and update it. Classic Ford."

    Andrew Woolfolk Systems Analyst
  • "When they're carrying him out in the coffin, in front of the press, I think it would be funny if they 'accidentally' drop him down the stairs."

    Sherry Scott Surveyor

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