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Earth Ranked Number One Party Planet

FRAMINGHAM, MA—Noting its high concentration of nightlife, droves of attractive singles, and atmospheric conditions allowing liquid alcohol to exist, the ‘Princeton Review’ on Monday ranked Earth the Milky Way galaxy’s top party planet for the fifth year in a row.
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President Ford Dead

President Gerald Ford, our nation's 38th President, died Tuesday at the age of 93 at his desert home in California. What do you think?
  • "Whomever it is we're talking about will live on — as long as we keep him in our memories."

    Leslie Drayton Housepainter
  • "Every time you wrote the man's obituary, he'd pull through another few years. Then you'd have to go and update it. Classic Ford."

    Andrew Woolfolk Systems Analyst
  • "When they're carrying him out in the coffin, in front of the press, I think it would be funny if they 'accidentally' drop him down the stairs."

    Sherry Scott Surveyor
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