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Bill O’Reilly Tearfully Packs Up Framed Up-Skirt Photos From Desk

NEW YORK—Smiling wistfully as he gazed at the cherished mementos that had sat on his desk for much of the past 20 years, former Fox News commentator Bill O’Reilly reportedly grew teary-eyed Thursday as he packed up the framed up-skirt photos from his work space following his termination by the cable channel.

Donald Trump Jr. Takes Son On Hunting Trip In National Zoo

WASHINGTON—In what he referred to as an important rite of passage for his 8-year-old son, Donald John III, Donald Trump Jr. took his eldest boy to the Smithsonian National Zoological Park for his first-ever hunting trip, sources said Wednesday.
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President Obama Still Smoking

Claiming to be "95 percent cured," President Obama admitted he still occasionally smokes a cigarette. What do you think?
  • "How he spends his 15-minute union-mandated break is up to him.”

    Ophelia Ryder Mail Carrier
  • "Yeah, Obama's such a liberal I bet he smokes, like, latte cigarettes."

    Chris George Systems Analyst
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