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Trump Casually Informs Pence He Going To Make One Or Two Appearances During Speech

CLEVELAND—Pulling his running mate aside backstage at the Republican National Convention just minutes before the Indiana governor was scheduled to formally accept the party’s vice presidential nomination, GOP candidate Donald Trump casually informed Mike Pence that he would probably make one or two quick appearances during the Midwestern conservative’s headlining speech tonight.

‘Heed My Tragic Story Well, Friends, For You Could Just As Easily Be Me,’ Says Chris Christie In Haunting RNC Speech

CLEVELAND—A thrall sweeping over the assembled GOP officials and party members Tuesday as he recounted his chilling tale of hubris, New Jersey governor Chris Christie reportedly entreated those at the Republican National Convention to consider the sad story of his own dizzying rise and ignominious fall, offering a bitter warning to all in attendance that his terrible fate could befall any one of them.
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President Obama Still Smoking

Claiming to be "95 percent cured," President Obama admitted he still occasionally smokes a cigarette. What do you think?
  • "How he spends his 15-minute union-mandated break is up to him.”

    Ophelia Ryder Mail Carrier
  • "Yeah, Obama's such a liberal I bet he smokes, like, latte cigarettes."

    Chris George Systems Analyst
  • "That sends such a terrible message to our children. Although it does send a pretty cool message to our smokers."

    Mark Dunn Scuba Instructor

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