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President Still Smoking

President Obama's doctors hinted that he may still be smoking, despite his efforts to quit. What do you think?
  • "I thought it was pretty obvious when they planted tobacco in the new White House organic garden."

    Marvin Lee
    Corrections Officer
  • "It probably would have been easier for him to quit if Cheney hadn't left five cartons in the White House freezer."

    Analissa MacLean
    Pharmacist
  • "What's next? He's still attending his Muslim Islamic worship services? It's always something with this guy."

    Kyp Echols
    Unemployed
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