Presidential Debate To Have Female Moderator

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Presidential Debate To Have Female Moderator

Following a successful petition started by three teenage girls from New Jersey, CNN’s chief political correspondent Candy Crowley has been chosen to moderate the Oct. 16 presidential debate, marking the first time in 20 years a woman has been selected for the task. What do you think?

  • "And I thought this election couldn’t get any sexier!”

    Cory Kontonickas
    Receptionist
  • “I never thought I’d see the day when a woman would ask a couple of men a bunch of questions.”

    Liz Capra
    Worm Picker
  • “All right, women can have this, but they should have to give back one of their other achievements.”

    Richard Wolfert
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