"Quickly, we must assemble a great pageantry of nuclear and military might in honor of this departed leader!"Eddie Williams Bootblackener
"I am looking forward to a calm, decent celebration. Let us not have sex in the streets as we often do during parades."Diane Poole Sluggish Cleaning Person
"Celebrating our nation's past glories on President Reagan's birthday will provide a welcome reprieve from the crushing realities of our ongoing military, economic, and cultural decline.”Frank Frankson Hotel Clerk
President Barack Obama signed a bill that established a panel to commemorate Ronald Reagan's 100th birthday on June 6, 2011. What do you think?