Press Allowed To Cover Return of Dead Soldiers

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Vol 45 Issue 15

Tickets Up, Concessions Down

As movie ticket sales reverse the downward trend they've been experiencing in recent years, concession sales have been stagnant or lower. What do...
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Press Allowed To Cover Return of Dead Soldiers

For the first time in nearly 20 years, the media was permitted to witness a casket containing the body of a dead soldier arrive on U.S. soil. What do you think?
  • “Does this mean the press will be able to see alive soldiers returning to America sometime soon?”

    Helen Steuben
    Willow Worker
  • “Well, I guess this makes pictures of the unemployed slightly less depressing.”

    Paul Sabers
    Mechanical Engineer
  • "I’m glad they’re doing it, but it’s a shame that the question-and-answer part didn't go so hot."

    Tony Koch
    Systems Analyst
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