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The Life Of Diana, Princess Of Wales

Today marks 20 years since the funeral of Princess Diana, known to many as the “people’s princess.” The Onion looks back at the life of Princess Diana before it was cut tragically short.

Study: Other Countries Weird

BOSTON—Examining a wide variety of cross-cultural data, a Boston University study released Monday determined that other countries are weird.

Japanese Family Puts Aging Robot In Retirement Home

KYOTO, JAPAN—Saying the move to the assisted care facility was the right decision after so many years of operation, members of the Akiyama family finally put their aging robot in a retirement home, sources reported Friday.

North Korea Successfully Detonates Nuclear Scientist

PYONGYANG—Hailing it as a significant step forward for their ballistic weapons program just hours after suffering a failed missile launch, North Korean leaders announced Monday they had successfully detonated a nuclear scientist.
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Prince Harry Going To Iraq

Prince Harry, the son of Prince Charles and Lady Diana, third in line to the throne of England, is being deployed to Iraq. What do you think?
  • "Queen Elizabeth did well as a machine-gunner during World War II, so I wouldn't expect any less of her grandson."

    Arthur Locke Brewer
  • "Man, Iraqi phone lines are going to be inundated with prank callers asking if they have Prince Harry in a tank."

    Mary Sawyer Systems Analyst
  • "Great. Another kid with maternal-abandonment issues and a gun."

    Chuck Hurley Hair Stylist

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