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New Climate Change Report Just List Of Years Each Country Becomes Uninhabitable

GENEVA—Stating that the data published within its pages represented the scientific consensus of top researchers around the world, the U.N. Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change released its annual report this week, which consists solely of an alphabetized list of every country on earth and the years each of them will become uninhabitable.

Pros And Cons Of Electric Cars

With technology improving and more automobile companies releasing electric models, electric cars are becoming a common alternative for American consumers. Here are the pros and cons of electric vehicles.

How Amazon Plans To Expand

After years of rapid growth and expansion into new industries, Amazon recently announced that it would be opening a second headquarters outside of Seattle. Here are Amazon’s plans for continued growth.

Report: Americans Now Get 44% Of Their Exercise From Licking

WASHINGTON—Saying the practice accounted for a sizable portion of the nation’s physical activity on any given day, a new report published Tuesday by researchers at the National Institutes of Health revealed that Americans currently get 44 percent of their exercise from licking things.
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Prince Honored With New Shade Of Purple

In honor of Prince, the Pantone Color Institute has announced a new shade of purple named Love Symbol #2, after the late musician’s logo. What do you think?

  • “New colors? These motherfuckers have been holding out on us.”

    David Krol Retired Lapidary
  • “Prince would be honored to have such a large corporation go through all that trouble just to profit off his death.”

    Brandon Latimer Cornice Designer
  • “So then what’s taking the National Weather Service so long to come up with a new, commemorative type of rain?”

    Katie Gulya Marketer’s Apprentice

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