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Trump Outlines Bold Vision For Nation’s Next Mass Protests

WASHINGTON—Stirring the emotions of citizens across the nation with his strong and affecting rhetoric, President Donald Trump outlined a bold vision for the country’s next mass protests during his address to a joint session of Congress Tuesday night.

What You Need To Know About Last Night’s Oscars Debacle

Many viewers were left wondering about the sequence of events that led to the initial erroneous declaration of ‘La La Land’ as the Best Picture winner at the Academy Awards Sunday instead of the real winner, ‘Moonlight’. The Onion breaks down what you need to know about this fiasco.
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Pro-Assad Group Hacks Obama’s Twitter Account

The Syrian Electronic Army, a group that supports the regime of Syrian President Bashar al-Assad, hacked links on President Barack Obama’s official Twitter and Facebook accounts, redirecting users to a propaganda video about terrorism in Syria. What do you think?

  • “Too late. I already visited those redirected links and was totally convinced by that incredible propaganda video.”

    Corey Murray Pipe Caulker
  • “That’s why I don’t waste my time with all that social media nonsense. Some electronic army’s just going to take it over anyway.”

    Pilar Villanueva Bank Treasurer
  • “I knew this day was coming. The Cyber War has begun!”

    Ryan Speakman Lily Grower
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