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Sales and rentals of adult DVDs are down 30 percent due to the rise in homemade Internet porn. What do you think?
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  • "That's the problem with the porn biz. No matter how low your price is for having an entire billiard-ball set shoved up your ass, there's always some punk waiting in the wings willing to do it for free."

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