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The Onion’s 2017 Oscar Picks

The 89th Academy Awards features a more diverse slate of film and actor nominees than in past years, though the ceremony could still field #OscarsSoWhite criticism. Here are The Onion’s picks for who should take home the coveted Oscar statuettes:

A Timeline Of The EPA

A recently introduced House bill that would dissolve the Environmental Protection Agency questions the value of what this agency does and what its goals are. The Onion provides a timeline of the EPA’s 47-year history:
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Protestants Becoming Minorities

Since the 1980s, the percentage of Americans who identify themselves as Protestant has dropped from two-thirds to just 51 percent. What do you think?
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    Katla Mirk Attorney at Law
  • "And that 1 percent edge is all I need to be self-righteous and judgmental."

    Bryan Goudiva Systems Analyst
  • "That's because everyone started doing yoga and eating weird beans and stuff."

    Sam Fischer Heating and Cooling Installer
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