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The Life Of Diana, Princess Of Wales

Today marks 20 years since the funeral of Princess Diana, known to many as the “people’s princess.” The Onion looks back at the life of Princess Diana before it was cut tragically short.

Study: Other Countries Weird

BOSTON—Examining a wide variety of cross-cultural data, a Boston University study released Monday determined that other countries are weird.

Japanese Family Puts Aging Robot In Retirement Home

KYOTO, JAPAN—Saying the move to the assisted care facility was the right decision after so many years of operation, members of the Akiyama family finally put their aging robot in a retirement home, sources reported Friday.

North Korea Successfully Detonates Nuclear Scientist

PYONGYANG—Hailing it as a significant step forward for their ballistic weapons program just hours after suffering a failed missile launch, North Korean leaders announced Monday they had successfully detonated a nuclear scientist.
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Putin Moves To Return To Presidency

Former president and current prime minister Vladimir Putin of Russia announced at a meeting of his party that he would run for president again in 2012. What do you think?

  • "I won't know if he's a good choice to lead again until I see an updated photo of him with his shirt off."

    Lucas Tremblay Fingerprint Clerk
  • "Return to?"

    Colleen Wells Back Hoe Operator
  • "Dmitry Medvedev? More like Dmitry Medvebitch. Get it? Because that guy is totally Putin's bitch! Look, they can't all fit easily into the actual names."

    Lou Dunford Unemployed

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