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Putin Moves To Return To Presidency

Former president and current prime minister Vladimir Putin of Russia announced at a meeting of his party that he would run for president again in 2012. What do you think?

  • "I won't know if he's a good choice to lead again until I see an updated photo of him with his shirt off."

    Lucas Tremblay
    Fingerprint Clerk
  • "Return to?"

    Colleen Wells
    Back Hoe Operator
  • "Dmitry Medvedev? More like Dmitry Medvebitch. Get it? Because that guy is totally Putin's bitch! Look, they can't all fit easily into the actual names."

    Lou Dunford
    Unemployed
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