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Most Anticipated Panels At Comic-Con

San Diego Comic-Con kicks off tomorrow, and this year’s schedule is packed with must-see events. Here are the most highly-anticipated panels of Comic-Con 2017.

Listen, Area Boss Gets It

PHILADELPHIA—Readily admitting that everything you’re saying makes a lot of sense, Greenwave Media accounts manager Bryan Mellis confirmed on Wednesday that he totally gets it.
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Putin Nominated For Nobel Peace Prize

Saying that he stopped western nations from launching an air strike on Syria, a Russian advocacy group known as The International Academy of Spiritual Unity and Cooperation of Peoples of the World has nominated Vladimir Putin for the Nobel Peace Prize. What do you think?

  • “If they gave it to Dag Hammarskjöld, they’ll give it to anyone.”

    Nadia Wilkins Glider Pilot
  • “I’m sure there will be objections from some people. But mostly just from the families of the people he killed.”

    Rico Gutierrez Polo Player
  • “It would go pretty nicely with his Super Bowl ring.”

    Aaron Kelly Unemployed

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