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Putin Nominated For Nobel Peace Prize

Saying that he stopped western nations from launching an air strike on Syria, a Russian advocacy group known as The International Academy of Spiritual Unity and Cooperation of Peoples of the World has nominated Vladimir Putin for the Nobel Peace Prize. What do you think?

  • “If they gave it to Dag Hammarskjöld, they’ll give it to anyone.”

    Nadia Wilkins
    Glider Pilot
  • “I’m sure there will be objections from some people. But mostly just from the families of the people he killed.”

    Rico Gutierrez
    Polo Player
  • “It would go pretty nicely with his Super Bowl ring.”

    Aaron Kelly
    Unemployed

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