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With many crimes now originating on encrypted areas of the internet, many wonder about the so-called dark web and its activities. The Onion provides a primer on this obscured digital space:

Woman Conducting Ongoing Scientific Experiment On Own Skin

DULUTH, MN—Noting her methodic applications of various chemical agents in carefully controlled combinations, sources confirmed Wednesday that local woman Sara Holloway has been carrying out an open-ended scientific experiment on her own skin.
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Putin Nominated For Nobel Peace Prize

Saying that he stopped western nations from launching an air strike on Syria, a Russian advocacy group known as The International Academy of Spiritual Unity and Cooperation of Peoples of the World has nominated Vladimir Putin for the Nobel Peace Prize. What do you think?

  • “If they gave it to Dag Hammarskjöld, they’ll give it to anyone.”

    Nadia Wilkins Glider Pilot
  • “I’m sure there will be objections from some people. But mostly just from the families of the people he killed.”

    Rico Gutierrez Polo Player
  • “It would go pretty nicely with his Super Bowl ring.”

    Aaron Kelly Unemployed
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