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Another U.S. Downgrade Looming

Due to the inability of Congress to make any long-term budget fixes, experts are predicting another credit-rating downgrade for the United States.

Republican Presidential Debate

Fox News 8 p.m. EDT/7 p.m. CDT For 35 minutes, former Utah governor Jon Huntsman tries and fails to shoehorn his sensible opinion into the debate before finally blurting out "People on welfare should starve to death" in order to get the moderato...

Something Sliding Around In Coffin

The government reduces Bernie Madoff's sentence in exchange for infiltrating and fixing the economy, leaf hunting season begins, and something is sliding around in this coffin. It's the week of October 17th, 2011.
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Qaddafi Killed

Former Libyan dictator Muammar Qaddafi has reportedly been killed in or near his hometown of Sirte. What do you think?

  • "It may have taken longer than expected, but the rebels never wavered in their determination to shoot at anything, and it finally paid off."

    Steve Lewis
    Hardener
  • "Hooray, Tripoli is going to have a parade!"

    Douglas Fairchild
    De-Alcoholizer
  • "First Steve Jobs, now Muammar Qaddafi? It truly seems all of the great pioneers are dying at the same time."

    Laura Washburn
    Unemployed
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