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Qaddafi Killed

Former Libyan dictator Muammar Qaddafi has reportedly been killed in or near his hometown of Sirte. What do you think?

  • "It may have taken longer than expected, but the rebels never wavered in their determination to shoot at anything, and it finally paid off."

    Steve Lewis Hardener
  • "Hooray, Tripoli is going to have a parade!"

    Douglas Fairchild De-Alcoholizer
  • "First Steve Jobs, now Muammar Qaddafi? It truly seems all of the great pioneers are dying at the same time."

    Laura Washburn Unemployed

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