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Earth Ranked Number One Party Planet

FRAMINGHAM, MA—Noting its high concentration of nightlife, droves of attractive singles, and atmospheric conditions allowing liquid alcohol to exist, the ‘Princeton Review’ on Monday ranked Earth the Milky Way galaxy’s top party planet for the fifth year in a row.
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Qaddafi Regime Ends

Libyan rebels had captured most of Tripoli Monday, spelling the end of dictator Muammar Qaddafi's reign. What do you think?

  • "Yeah! We did it! Didn't we?"

    Dominic Heriot Running Rigger
  • "This is a victory for the Libyan people. Just look at the jubilant crowds on the streets of Tripoli. I assume the women are enjoying quiet celebrations at home."

    Amy Lethbridge-Stewart Glass Tinter
  • "I’m tired of countries not having the courtesy to contact people to reschedule their tourism-surgery before they have a revolution."

    Keith Shaw Pattern Hand
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