"Surely this is a sign from God. It's His way of telling us that plates far below the Earth's surface are shifting on top of molten magma."Diane Dahm
"I have no sympathy for these earthquake victims. If they didn't want to take the risk, they shouldn't have been living on the planet's surface."Larry Selsberg
"Of course all those cheap buildings fell down. Never trust anything made in Taiwan."Steve LaFleur
"In 1992, I experienced a panquake while eating at IHOP. Try as you might, you just can't put a traumatic event like that out of your mind."Judith Ambrose
"Sorry about that whole earth-moving thing. It's just that my girlfriend and I have such amazing sex."Wesley Vebber
"I don't mean to sound insensitive, but I have to ask: Was there anyone on the scene with an IMAX camera?"Frederick Garden
In the past five weeks, two massive earthquakes have killed thousands in Turkey and Taiwan. What do you think about this sudden spate of pre-millennial natural disasters?