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Islam: Myth Vs. Fact

In the wake of President Trump’s proposed immigration ban targeting largely Muslim countries, The Onion separates myth from fact regarding the religion of Islam.

Players To Watch In The Sweet 16

The 2017 NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament has provided thrilling upsets and amazing comebacks in the first two rounds. Onion Sports presents a guide to the 10 players to watch in the Sweet 16.

Archaeologists Uncover Last Human To Die Happy

DEMBECHA, ETHIOPIA—In a startling find that contributes significantly to the understanding of modern man’s evolutionary development, University of Edinburgh archaeologists working in Ethiopia’s Afar Region announced Wednesday that they have uncovered the preserved remains of the last human to die happy.
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Queen Latifah Officiates 34 Weddings At Grammys

Queen Latifah officiated the weddings of 34 couples—straight, gay, old, young, and of various races and ethnicities—live at the 56th Grammy Awards last night during a performance of the song “Same Love” by Macklemore and Ryan Lewis. What do you think?

  • “It’s so inspiring to see people of all sexual orientations coming together to erode the institution of marriage.”

    Marisa Hunt Systems Analyst
  • “Just because it’s legal for old people to marry doesn’t mean I want to see it.”

    Robert Almeida Help Desk Representative
  • “Aw man, I’m getting married in a dumb ol’ church by a lame priest to the stupid love of my life.”

    Billy Stevens Flag Pole Installer
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