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‘The Princess Bride’ By The Numbers

‘The Princess Bride’ was released 30 years ago today, and it has since become a classic beloved by people of all ages. ‘The Onion’ looks back at ‘The Princess Bride’ 30 years later.

National Zoo Announces Giant Pandas To Divorce

WASHINGTON—Assuring the public that the decision was difficult but the right thing to do for all parties involved, the Smithsonian National Zoological Park announced Friday that their giant pandas would be divorcing.

New Climate Change Report Just List Of Years Each Country Becomes Uninhabitable

GENEVA—Stating that the data published within its pages represented the scientific consensus of top researchers around the world, the U.N. Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change released its annual report this week, which consists solely of an alphabetized list of every country on earth and the years each of them will become uninhabitable.
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Quentin Tarantino Making Film About Manson Murders

The next movie from “Pulp Fiction” and “Django Unchained” director Quentin Tarantino will reportedly portray the 1969 mass murders carried out by followers of Charles Manson. What do you think?

  • “At last, some healing for the victims’ families will be possible.”

    James Keeley Fjord Guide
  • “This should finally give Tarantino an opportunity to explore his fascination with violence and retro pop culture.”

    Rick Hastings Crayon Counter
  • “If there’s one thing Charles Manson is known for, it’s his zippy dialogue.”

    Kerry Dupuis Pest Slayer

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