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Quentin Tarantino Making Film About Manson Murders

The next movie from “Pulp Fiction” and “Django Unchained” director Quentin Tarantino will reportedly portray the 1969 mass murders carried out by followers of Charles Manson. What do you think?

  • “At last, some healing for the victims’ families will be possible.”

    James Keeley Fjord Guide
  • “This should finally give Tarantino an opportunity to explore his fascination with violence and retro pop culture.”

    Rick Hastings Crayon Counter
  • “If there’s one thing Charles Manson is known for, it’s his zippy dialogue.”

    Kerry Dupuis Pest Slayer

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