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The Life Of Diana, Princess Of Wales

Today marks 20 years since the funeral of Princess Diana, known to many as the “people’s princess.” The Onion looks back at the life of Princess Diana before it was cut tragically short.

Study: Other Countries Weird

BOSTON—Examining a wide variety of cross-cultural data, a Boston University study released Monday determined that other countries are weird.

Japanese Family Puts Aging Robot In Retirement Home

KYOTO, JAPAN—Saying the move to the assisted care facility was the right decision after so many years of operation, members of the Akiyama family finally put their aging robot in a retirement home, sources reported Friday.

North Korea Successfully Detonates Nuclear Scientist

PYONGYANG—Hailing it as a significant step forward for their ballistic weapons program just hours after suffering a failed missile launch, North Korean leaders announced Monday they had successfully detonated a nuclear scientist.
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Radioactive Boars Roaming Germany

Nearly 25 years after the nuclear power plant disaster in Chernobyl, Germany is faced with a booming population of irradiated boars. What do you think?

  • "It's just a matter of time before someone gets bitten and becomes a superhero with the proportional strength and burrowing instinct of a boar."

    Jay Shepard Cabinet Maker
  • "It's probably a good idea to give the Germans something to cull every once in a while, so that urge doesn't get out of control again."

    Alexander Mattingly Unemployed
  • "Wow, that's…schadenfreude? Weltschmerz? Verfremdungseffekt? What's the German word for being scared shitless?"

    Sophia Roosa Float Builder

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