Radiohead's New Honor System

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Radiohead's New Honor System

British rockers Radiohead are offering their album as a download and letting fans pay what they want for it. What do you think?
  • "Good luck, Radiohead. I tried that with my old comic books and they've been on eBay for like three years."

    Ray Johnson
    Systems Analyst
  • "I hope that means there's no limit to how much I can pay. The main way I know how to express appreciation is through money."

    Kara Disney
    Customer Service Rep
  • "This will do for the music industry what I have done for the handjob industry. I do not recommend it, by the way."

    Alan Gruber
    Courier
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