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FRAMINGHAM, MA—Noting its high concentration of nightlife, droves of attractive singles, and atmospheric conditions allowing liquid alcohol to exist, the ‘Princeton Review’ on Monday ranked Earth the Milky Way galaxy’s top party planet for the fifth year in a row.

Islam: Myth Vs. Fact

In the wake of President Trump’s proposed immigration ban targeting largely Muslim countries, The Onion separates myth from fact regarding the religion of Islam.
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Rand Paul Accused Of Plagiarizing Speech From Wikipedia

Rachel Maddow accused Sen. Rand Paul (R-KY) of plagiarizing four lines of a recent speech from the Wikipedia page on the 1997 film Gattaca, while others noted that Paul appeared to borrow several lines from the Wikipedia entry on the 1988 drama Stand and Deliver during a speech earlier this year. What do you think?

  • “I’m as mad as hell and I’m not going to take this anymore!”

    Alexa Keating Granite Polisher
  • “I see how plagiarizing Wikipedia would be tempting. There are so many beautiful passages.”

    Trevor Langdon Unemployed
  • “Trying to slip a Gattaca quote by Maddow is a fool’s errand.”

    Keith Lee Ferris Wheel Operator
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